Reflections from India

Courtesy of Nargis Jamal

The lights on the hub flickered orange again indicating that broadband had dropped off. But even when they returned to a steady cobalt blue, there was no connection. So … I find myself talking to Yaswin, a BT tech buried somewhere in New Delhi, he said. To my delight, he was not only polite and courteous but managed to sort out the problem in a matter of minutes. And checked in twice over the next couple of days to ensure that all was still well.

More often than not, the operators in call centres on the subcontinent are cursed rather than praised but how many of us speak Hindi or Urdu? Or have a clue about the proximity of South Dum Dum to the centre of Kolkata? Nevertheless, many a word has been written about what westerners think of Indians. Which prompts the question – what do Indians think of westerners and expats?

Talk to expats about their experiences in India and there are similar groups of mixed sentences. In the same paragraph, they’ll talk of pollution, appalling traffic and corruption while lauding the magnificent landscapes, the wonderful people and the fascinating culture of the place. Time to get the Indian viewpoint, to find out the Indian perception of western expats and the attitude of the west to their country.
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Location, location …

LENS AND PEN HAS MOVED

To the elegant Regency town of Cheltenham in Gloucestershire after many years based in England’s last wilderness – Dartmoor. (Let’s face it, to many clients Devon was just that bit too remote despite the joys of ftp and email.)

Equidistant to Bristol and Birmingham, Cheltenham provides easy access to motorways and major airports enabling me to provide journalistic, photographic and editorial services to a much wider client base. (Perception is always important.) Commissions accepted across this more central area of the UK – London is not a problem – and, as ever, overseas contracts invariably of interest. I look forward to hearing from you.

Please make a note of the new contact details as detailed on the Contact page. Then call or email  – NOW!

Asparagus Heaven

Asparagus in seasonAccording to the 17th century herbalist, Nicholas Culpeper, asparagus ‘stirs up lust in man and woman’. History doesn’t relate whether his comment was based on practical research, experimentation and subsequent delight; or whether the phallic shape of the vegetable simply gave rise to hopeful ambitions of the sexual kind. Traditionally, asparagus should be eaten with your fingers and sucked into … I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

It’s unlikely that many of the diners at Blue Plate Restaurant will confess to libidinous surges and erotic results but I’m sure that each one is singing the praises of the culinary delights that issued from the kitchen yesterday evening.

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On the joys of communication

When the digital phone don't work, go back to analogueIt’s good to talk.”

Words ring a bell? (No pun intended.) I seem to remember that that was BT’s slogan, back in the days when, if there was a problem, you could actually talk to a human being. [Read more...]

Solicitors + Delay = Money

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